I love PMS! Not!


I am so in love with Bored.com right now. They directed me to the best site ever. It’s so funny. The site is called PickupHelp.com and it has some pick up lines that guys use on women. Very silly and it made me smile. At the same time. No guy has every used one of these on me so it kind of made me sad too but right now if any guy tried to use one of these lines on me I would beat him to a bloody plup. Beware the short latina girl who is PMS’ing. Anyway here are some the more stupid lines that I thought were really funny:
-Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
-Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, “sugar” on it and say, “You dropped your nametag!”. (really can’t picture any guy trying to pull this off without getting a WTF!)
-Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
-Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
-Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt: my eyes.
-Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
-Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
-Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
-If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
God those last two were awful. Hell they were all awful. Geez. Really guys what are you thinking! But I have to give you props, or whatever, because at least you are telling the girl how you feel. I hate it when I end up having to play the guessing game.
Anyway I have some pictures from my window for CityCam. I’m so not leaving my house today. Ugh! I feel totally sick! I hate my fucking period. It turns me into a fucking invalid and I say fuck every other word. Fuck!

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