Forever and a day

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I know it’s been awhile since I’ve posted but I have my reasons.
The first is that I’ve been a horrid mood for a long time. I’m just not myself. Do you ever get that feeling that you are just sleep walking through your own life? That’s what I feel like right now. I feel like everything is just out of my control. It kind of sucks but I am starting to go back to normal again so yay!
Now the other reason is that I’m having major decision making aniexty. I want to leave my job but the problem is any new job I start I’ll feel like I have to stay there at least a year which isn’t good since I’m thinking of moving back to Maryland this year.
For real this time too. This isn’t like last year where I chickened out in the end. I just don’t like being here and I feel like there is nothing for me up here.
But enough with the life altering questions for now. We come to the point in this entry where we have the dumbist quotes from the VS:
(The phone rings)
Me: Hello, thank you for calling the Vitamin Shoppe how can I help you?
Person: Is this Paul’s tubing store?
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Yeah, I was amused by that. Then Mr. Strive Bar came in and I had him try some of our new hand anti-bacterial gel. I told him it smelled like Skin-so-Soft. And he said it might be too fem for him. I thought, this coming from the men who I thought for sure was guy until I saw the wedding band which still isn’t saying much.
Oh well! TTYL!
Laterz!